Season 5, Episode 5; Yellow Fluff and Other Curious Encounters
If I don’t sleep will tomorrow not come?
I’m gonna miss my lunch buddy at work tomorrow =(
What’s that I remember leaving in the kitchen? Leftover chocolate from my recent bout of chocolate penguin makig? And it’s in cups you say? WHERE IS THE MILK WHERE IS THE MICROWAVE OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
Is that you’re not the children’s god or you can’t eat as many home-made children as you like?
Who am I kiding, this is tumblr - BOTH.
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong