dukeofbookingham:

theairbitesshrewdly:

i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest thing ive ever heard here goes:

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

Excellence.

NO IT IS A NICE DAY THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD MOW THE LAWN STOP MAKING HORRIBLE NOISES WHILE I TRY AND RELAX IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The capacity to blunder slightly is the real marvel of DNA. Without this special attribute, we would still be anaerobic bacteria and there would be no music.

Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail (via carriemp)

Julie d’Aubigny: Princess of the Opera (1670-1707)

rejectedprincesses:

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This week we turn our attention to La Maupin, Julie d’Aubigny: sword-slinger, opera singer, and larger-than-life bisexual celebrity of 17th century France. Her life was a whirlwind of duels, seduction, graverobbing, and convent-burning so intense that she had to be pardoned by the king of France TWICE. Read on for more.

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KAKAPO!!!

This scene in Last Chance to See always makes me so happy - the night before he gets a scratch on his hand from holding a rare kakapo and comments that he hopes it scars as a permanent reminder of the fact he once held a kakapo.
He walks away from this situation with many a scratch on face and neck =P

(Source: best-of-memes)

"If love was red then she was colourblind"

- To the Moon and Back, Savage Garden